"if i had a car and a target"

"... and a postal service. i'd be here forever."

"i really want to get a pedicure soon...

... and a blackberry. i'm so dominican."

i've never seen a dominican in leggings

"i don't need to eat at the beach..."

... i'm having so much fun i don't need to eat

"crazy dog's going outside!"

when lola is being bad, ashley punishes her by giving her vertigo. she holds little lolita out in front of her, stomach turned toward the sky, and explains in a calm voice what lola has done to deserve being stranded midair, tits up.

i think ashley and i will be friends forever

"dude, i'm not sure if he's even coming"

y cuántos minutos?

i think it's gonna be like four minutes

"would you rather watch icarly or zack y cody?"

my roommate has watched this show three times:

"can you imagine how different our world would be if we could do laundry from 3-6 on weekdays?"

i live in the third world, but think in terms of facebook statuses. this is a blog of blog names, cause i wake up too many mornings thinking to myself you shoulda wrote that down. this won't have the same pizazz as new year new me, and will likely be even more short-lived and erratic, but if a woman doesn't stand for her blog, what does she stand for, really?