feliz navidad

"since when does trilingual karaoke equal christmas?"

"i think cleaning the stove is making my hangover worse"

we have roughly 30 people coming over for thanksgiving dinner at 8pm and no gas for our stove/orno/thing that is necessary for cooking A BUNCH OF FUCKING FOOD

"i am thankful for ashley
and we have power, i'm thankful for power
i'm thankful for cranberries
and i'd like some gas, but i'm not gonna be a bitch about it"

i'm a kenny g fan now

i like his christmas shit

(and it still smells like cow shit)

there was a point last night when i woke up and was like...

wait, i'm awake. fuck.
and i'm unhappy. fuck.
and it smells like cow shit. FUCK.

that's like saying "a gyspy who has a lot of sex"

i AM a slutty hippie