you know you've been in the DR too long when...

the "people you may know" on facebook all have latin-sounding names

(sub)text

i have very little excuse for this type of behavior. i've been coming home from work at 4 every day just to sit down and work for several more hours. i've been having night terrors about not having printed the correct alternative schedules for a couple of 7th graders. i've been using my personally paid-for, nonsense smartphone almost exclusively for school business, all the while neglecting to call my mother.

but today, when i left school early due to an unwelcome amoebic flareup from hell not feeling well, i came home and fell asleep for 3 hours. upon waking, i set out to working, opened my computer, AND

watched 3 episodes of "rizzoli & isles"


this is no doubt one of the most embarrassing admissions i've ever made, but i make it in order to lead into a stunning conclusion:

i find straight people hard to believe
and hard to watch

when i started this blog post, i thought there would be some deep musings on such a suggestion. looking over it now, though, i think that's all i had to say.